I volunteered in my son’s kindergarten class this morning. I was morbidly relieved to learn that my kids aren’t the only ones who eat crack for breakfast. One little girl informed me that she had lice. After I backed away a few feet she reassured me that no, she used to have lice. Um……
I accidentally made one little boy cry.
And I met my five-year-old son’s girlfriend. What?!?!



Yikes about the lice! I sure hope he wasn’t hanging around her when she had them. Do you approve of his girlfriend? She didn’t give you any weird vibes did she? Do you think she’ll corrupt him? Us mommies have to be on the look out for those trouble-making girls when it comes to our sons!
The girlfriend is cute, seems nice, but I did notice that she had to stay in for recess because she’s a TROUBLE MAKER!! LOL God I hope he wasn’t hanging around the lice girl.